the one where I gave in to internet communities...

"Antonio Alack, thy thigh is struck!"

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 00:17:00 -0500

“Antonio
Alack, thy thigh is struck!”

- McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Recovered Scenes From the Tragedy Plaxico by William Shakespeare.

Tina Fey's 10 Favorite 30 Rock Moments

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 23:53:31 -0500

Tina Fey's 10 Favorite 30 Rock Moments:

(via onemoretimewithfeeling)

for Isaiah’s benefit.

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 23:43:35 -0500

for Isaiah’s benefit.

Saddam Hussein and Scream (Morphed) - MorphThing.com

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 23:42:40 -0500

Saddam Hussein and Scream (Morphed) - MorphThing.com

Germany’s bald bears: Fur disease afflicts Dolores and...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:40:08 -0500

Germany’s bald bears: Fur disease afflicts Dolores and baffles vets | Mail Online

The plight of my people is not looking good.

The Rap Canterbury Tales

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 01:54:05 -0500

The Rap Canterbury Tales

"Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored."

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:52:18 -0500

““Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.””

- Aldous Huxley (via kari-shma)

aquariumdrinkr: sincerelykimbui: zoee: “This Halloween I...

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:31:07 -0500

aquariumdrinkr:

sincerelykimbui:

zoee:

“This Halloween I completely scared the crap out of my neighborhood by creating the scariest Halloween pumpkin ever…”

“Comic Sans will be over here!”

"A relationship, I think, is like a shark. You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies...."

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:29:24 -0500

“A relationship, I think, is like a shark. You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.”

- Alvy Singer, Annie Hall

"After that it got pretty late, and we both had to go, but it was great seeing Annie again. I…..."

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:27:19 -0500

“After that it got pretty late, and we both had to go, but it was great seeing Annie again. I… I realized what a terrific person she was, and… and how much fun it was just knowing her; and I… I, I thought of that old joke, y’know, the, this… this guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doc, uh, my brother’s crazy; he thinks he’s a chicken.” And, uh, the doctor says, “Well, why don’t you turn him in?” The guy says, “I would, but I need the eggs.” Well, I guess that’s pretty much now how I feel about relationships; y’know, they’re totally irrational, and crazy, and absurd, and… but, uh, I guess we keep goin’ through it because, uh, most of us… need the eggs.”

- Alvy Singer, Annie Hall

"Initially, her office was seen as so peripheral by some in the West Wing that one aide referred to..."

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 13:28:24 -0500

“Initially, her office was seen as so peripheral by some in the West Wing that one aide referred to it as Guam: pleasant but powerless. Now Michelle Obama is towing the island closer to the mainland.”

- The Obamas’ Marriage - NYTimes.com

dailyhuff: Numa Numa Guy Gary Brolsma Conducts MSU Marching...

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:53:29 -0400

dailyhuff:

Numa Numa Guy Gary Brolsma Conducts MSU Marching Band Halftime Show (via RoyalTee202)

Okay, I enjoyed this way more than I should have.

I got a text from my dad, who was at the game, that went something like “what is the numa numa guy?” NOW this makes sense.

"It Was I Who Flipped Over the Risk Board Last Night."

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 15:30:41 -0400

“It Was I Who Flipped Over the Risk Board Last Night.”

- Timothy McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Short Imagined Monologues

"Beowulf, Sitting Next to a 16-Year-Old Kid, Watches Frasier on a Transcontinental Flight."

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 15:27:28 -0400

“Beowulf, Sitting Next to a 16-Year-Old Kid, Watches Frasier on a Transcontinental Flight.”

- Timothy McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Short Imagined Monologues

The Case of the Inappropriate Alarm Clock (Part 7) - Errol...

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 14:49:24 -0400

The Case of the Inappropriate Alarm Clock (Part 7) - Errol Morris Blog - NYTimes.com

Little Buddy Child Tracker Makes Spying on Your Kids Easy

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 14:03:17 -0400

Little Buddy Child Tracker Makes Spying on Your Kids Easy:

virtual kid leash.

There are approximately 35,000 tiny dots on a full sized basketball.

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 20:08:35 -0400

ohyeahfacts:

Monday Mailbag question from: Incessant

(source)

Noted.

musichistory: Backstreet Boys - Millennium Hello, 8th Grade.

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 14:33:01 -0400

musichistory:

Backstreet Boys - Millennium

Hello, 8th Grade.

davereed: Facebook Will Pity You If You Don’t Have Very Many...

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 14:28:08 -0400

davereed:

Facebook Will Pity You If You Don’t Have Very Many Friends

ahahahaha

snarkymcgee: I really wish I could say that I am in that small...

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 10:34:50 -0400

snarkymcgee:

I really wish I could say that I am in that small minority of people, but I’m not. This graph speaks the truth.

iamachilles:

A line graph I made inspired by every game of Hotspot ever.

(Click for a larger image.)

hahaha this describes my night last night.